Christina Aguilera as vampire!
Also got to sit in on a few Tamil pulp films, including Kaattu Puli which translates roughly into "Taken by Force". This is a B-action movie starring "Action King" Arjun Sarja (below), which tells the tale of a large-boobed big city woman running an illegal trade in human organs. Kaatu Puli opens with a nod to Quentin Tarantino, as Arjun's daughter goes into an epileptic seizure while watching a clip of Kill Bill (sweet)! We heard a few "meows" while Sayali Bhagat poses sexily but mainly the action just keeps coming as a group of hikers lost in the jungle are pursued by a tribe of demonic murderers after their precious organs! I was annoyed at the complete resemblance of one of the actresses to Snooki, but luckily she gets an arrow through the chest right away. Arjun Sarja kicked ass - as an old fart I liked how they hand the important action scenes to a 45-year old. The young pups throw a few punches but are too full of themselves to get anywhere! This is B all the way, with great touches like how the mini van that gets smashed in an accident looks nothing at all like the one we saw them driving in just moments ago - but director Tinu Verma makes up for it by making it the biggest, most insane crash you've ever witnessed in cinema. The van flies 45 feet in height, and makes an ear-piercing glass-shattering noise. Then explodes. And, admission to all this incredible awesomeness was 45 rupees, that is about $1.
Get on the horn, ACTION KING!
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